Drink 'Till She's Cute
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He
noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased
it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several
times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and
said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world
do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"? The man
replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good,
I'm headin' home"!
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